Leave Us/Me Alone

Woke up to the HMRC radio advert.  Unbelievably patronizing and it sounded all the world to me like a full on piss take.  We're changing so you need to do this.  They have gone from yearly accounts for sole traders and the like to quarterly reporting.  These are sole traders mind you and they are being forced to report quarterly like some USA corporation!  What is the actual point of it apart from making life even worse for them.  They have to pay to buy "approved software" so it has to be online now too.  

I cannot be alone in looking at these draconian rules which aren't made to do anything other than piss us off and benefit the lazy gits in the Civil Service and make out lives miserable.  Does anyone actually think it will increase revenues to the Government?  In fines maybe but who has the wherewithal to do this level of administration when you are a sole trader or self employed or a landlord? 

Some spreadsheet jockey has realised that it makes their lives easier and pushed the burden on to the working guy who has to purchase software and make more of his working week as an unpaid clerk to HMRC.  When IR35 arrived I took my foot off the throttle and shut down my business.  It was hard enough to run the business anyway.  You are responsible for your own sick pay and contrary to popular belief you paid taxes at a company and personal level and NI and with all that on your plate why bother?

I hate being told what to do or having decisions made for me.  If you do that you would find immense kick back.  We used to finish work at 4 p.m. on a Friday and often my arse of a boss would say there's a meeting the other side of London at 4:30 or some such and he'd do it to everyone.  My response would be along the lines of "Well you are going to be lonely" or variants to the same.  Don't book things until you ask me - he used to be as thick as mince on this stuff.  He may not have had a home life but come Friday evening, that was family time and so tough, you set up the meeting, you go to it.

Any such order that arrived was treated the same.  You don't make up your mind on what I will do. You don't take decisions in my name or setup anything without my say so.  It makes me angry just recalling these idiots,  On one occasion someone set up an 8 am meeting for me on Monday and emailed me at 6 on a Friday evening.  I drove into work which was around 150 miles away from the meeting.  Opened my email to see this "instruction".  First, he worked for me not vice versa so had no authority to do so and as I told him when I phoned him up, he has neither the authority to do that and what made him think that I can access emails from home?  Apparently he could.  When I explained how far away I was and that the meeting was to start in a few moments and that I had not made the meeting arrangements and that he had, he had better make the apologies.  I also asked him what was wrong with a telephone call to make the appointment.

I had a lot of trouble with him until I was able to get rid of him from my team.  So don't tell me what to do, don't arrange things that I am not party too and leave me alone.