In just a few hours I'll be up and getting things sorted out for another Christmas Day here. Unfortunately the waste of Oxygen man will be here and so I will be extremely busy elsewhere all the time until he falls asleep and can then meet the family. Not my side of the family, Mrs. F's side and I get on OK with them all except the one runt in the litter. You may perceive my disdain and non Christian feelings but at the end of the day he just disrupts the general feeling of proceedings. If he was a horse, we'd have to shoot him - nuff said.
I make a special effort at Christmas to get along with most people but this guy stretched my patience and my goodwill to the utter limit. I'd rather it not be a test and for him and my sister in law to "GET THE MESSAGE" that I'd rather not have this social misfit in the house at all. However, as he amuses everyone else I suppose I had better let him in. Never have I met someone with the airs and social graces of Gollum's father :-)
So - peace and goodwill to everyone but Mr. Waste of Oxygen - to you - all I want is for you to behave and don't give me back chat or be your unsocial, bigotted, ugly self. For once - turn up and enjoy the company and occasion and don't make everyone else feel like they want to murder you at the end of the meal. I take no prisoners and tell him the way it is in direct and non direct terminology - the irony being that neither he nor my sister in law get it at all - someone please bring me a cattle prod or tazer for Christmas - you KNOW I will make good use of it!
Merry Christmas to everyone and peace and good will to all men, except Mr. Waste of Oxygen. Have a good one!
2 comments:
i take it you LIKE this guy?? HA HA
There are very few people I dislike as intensely as this poor stray that my sister in law has adopted. Like the previous two adopted dim witted, oxygen wasting, intellect deprived specimens, none has shown any propensity for being able to string together a coherent sentence or well defined objective argument and if we were to leave them in charge of anything you just know that it will be worse than a disaster.
You could say I LIKE him - but you'd be diametrically wrong :-)
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